INLOVE NA AKO SAYO!
| Me: | You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you? |
|---|---|
| Girl: | God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it. |
| Me: | Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege. |
| Girl: | -Speechless- |
| Me: | Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin. |
| Girl: | -Goes to wipe chin- |
| Me: | No, your other chin. |
naguguLuhan ako..may mahaL na ako, pero nhuhuLog ang Loob ko sa bestfriend ko.. at ayokong masira ang friendship namin.. :(( ano na gagawin ko? :(
itsnotyourbirthday-mrwonderful:
THE SECOND ONE.
BRILLIANCE.
^^^^
EVERY TIME
ADSFKJLSAFSD I LOVE THIS
1 2 and 4 oh my god I’m doing this in college.
Yes!
The first one is amazing!
(via faggaliciious)
This Dad is a goddamn genius
(Source: theinturnet, via livethelifeyoulovex)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via livethelifeyoulovex)
still
(via suicidal--imbecile)
